homes

I met a tiny baby at the weekend. 2 days old. She was ace, didn't speak much but maybe she didn't have a whole lot to say, or was shy, I'm not so sure. I knitted her some bibs so she can spew and dribble all the time and her belly wont get covered in it. Her head was pretty floppy but so is mine from time to time so I can't really slate her for that. She has black hair, people born into my family never have black hair, they have ginger hair. It's like the law, or somthing.
Anyway, she is a cool cat and I've since decided she will be my friend at the christmas table because everyone else likes to get drunk and heres hoping she wont. I've forgotten how to punctuate wont. Is it won't? Yes, I think it is.



Scoot.